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guac guac guac by d.easy. November 3, 2010
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Guac Guac 9000
Guac Guac 9000 by ninjakong January 31, 2022
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Guac Guac 3000
The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.
Guac Guac 3000 by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020
Guac guac 9000
Guac guac 9000 by Epic gamer 69 420 February 3, 2021
Guac Guac 9000
The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.
"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"
Guac Guac 9000 by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022
What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka
1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka by Professor Sauce November 9, 2018
Guac-block
When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.
Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.
Guac-block by Shittychonga July 25, 2009
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