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Guac Guac 9000 

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.
You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000
Guac Guac 9000 by ninjakong January 31, 2022

Guac Guac 3000 

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.
I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

Guac guac 9000 

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado
Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.

Guac Guac 9000 

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.
"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka 

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.

Guac-block 

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.
Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.
Guac-block by Shittychonga July 25, 2009