guac guac guac

the sound of a blowjob

all i heard was "guac guac guac"

by d.easy. November 3, 2010

Guac Guac 9000

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.

You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000

by ninjakong January 31, 2022

Guac Guac 3000

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.

I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020

Guac guac 9000

When someone's giving you head while you eat an avocado

Dude Stacy gave me

Guac guac 9000

last night I will never forget that.

by Epic gamer 69 420 February 3, 2021

Guac Guac 9000

The act of putting avocado in your and mouth and proceeding to give someone Astral protection level head to create guacamole in your mouth.

"Honey did you get the supplies for the guac guac 9000?"
"Of course dear the avocados are in the fridge"

by Christopher Dune March 27, 2022

What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)

Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.

by Professor Sauce November 9, 2018

Guac-block

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

by Shittychonga July 25, 2009