2 definitions by Shittychonga

ManBand

When a guy's hair is so long he needs to use his sunglasses as a headband.

JJ's hair is so long he's been using his Von Zips as a ManBand.

by Shittychonga April 1, 2010

Guac-block

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

by Shittychonga July 26, 2009