Gtard 

A Gtard is a person who says they will play a game with you "in a little bit" but then after about 5 mins you ask again and they suddenly have to go.

"Carson do you want to play Destiny 2"
" In a little bit"
*5 minutes pass
"Carson do you still want to play?"
"Sorry I suddenly have to go"
Like the gtard he is

Gtard by Wavytoast84 June 13, 2020

gtard 

Somebody that is so retarded that you cant comprehend their level of stupidity.

Chris is a fucking gtard.

gtard by Honkee Smak June 11, 2008

Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Garden Gobbler by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

glarded 

Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate

Have the funds been glarded in anyway?

glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021

glarded 

past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.

glarded by T.W.B March 20, 2021

to glard 

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

I would like to glard my funds.

to glard by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023