clode

A clitoris that is as long as it is wide.

"I went to fuck her, then I noticed her clode."

by rawritsmareh June 13, 2009

Clode

A person who’s bad luck, clumsy a has problems following direction and listening in general.

Phil backed over his own lunch sack! Wow, what a real “Clode move”!

by Lil Ric’y flare January 13, 2019

Clode

Idiots/Retards

I hate them, they're all bunch of clodes

by Rainy27 February 16, 2018

clodes

A slang word for 'clothes' used by those who have grown up in the 'urban' area of wembley!

Check out my new clodes

by bignose1978 October 12, 2007

cloding

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019

Clodes

A nude photo where you are fully dressed and without sexual or explicit imagery

Girl: Don't send me nudes!
Boy: Why don't we send clodes instead?

by SRogers12 December 30, 2016

tax clode

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate

I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.

by T.W.B March 21, 2021