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Fat old man, almost LIVING on his sofa. Eating cheese doodles and drinkin cheap beer.
Your dad is a gruwz!
gruwz by Jimmy Hoocker August 22, 2007
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When the character main character of Despicable Me, Gru, UwU's. Usually seen as the highest form of uwu. can also be used as a punishment.
You make me Gruwu,

I'm gonna Gruwu you
Gruwu by Gru is uwu number1 February 18, 2019
Related Words
gruwz gruzz gruzzle Growzing Grubz grüezi gruszczyk grutz grutzmacher gruzin

Gruzzo Benelli 

Gruzzo Benelli (or simply Gruzzo) is earth's most wanted criminal. No one really knows who this guy is, but everyone knows about the legendary google meet hijack he did back in 2020. If someone says that they know who G. B. is, they are 100% cappin'.
Me: yo do you remember about the infamous 2020 hijack that Benelli did?
Masterga: yeah, totally man, that dude is a legend
Or
Person 1: im Gruzzo Benelli
Me & everyone else: stop cappin' and kys
Gruzzo Benelli by Gruzzo benelli February 17, 2022
Having sex so loud and for so long that people in nearby rooms think that two pumas are in there fighting over a piece of meat.
Those fools are in there making some mean gruszie. Look at the scratch marks on that bitch's shoulders
Gruszie by mark gonzalez January 23, 2008
An exclamation indicating anger, frustration, disgruntlement, etc.
GRUWCH!!! I just bombed that test!
GRUWCH by AUfratstar June 29, 2010
eye colour; mixture of green, blue and hazel
My eye colour is gruzel.
gruzel by tylermarc May 11, 2020
Nation from Georgia. Georgia is a country. Georgians = Georgian people = Gruzini live ib Georgia. Gruzini is a russian word for Georgians. (Do not mix with American Georgia state)
Gruzini ochen muzykalny narod. Oni otlichno poyut. = Geargians are very musical nation. They are good at singing.
gruzini by Venera May 3, 2007
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