grunchle

When you fuck sombody with your beard

I Will grunchle you

by Yoybror July 3, 2017

Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

Gruncle

When your niece or nephew becomes a parent, you become a great uncle, a gruncle.

My niece had a baby girl and now I am Gruncle Bob.

by Sutarooni April 26, 2009

Gruncle

Great uncle

Hello there gruncle fred!

by TidoBruce January 18, 2021

gruncle

Another way of saying "Great Uncle" (your grandparent's sibling)

Gruncle is coming over for dinner tomorrow, I hear he knows how to steal noses.

by LolitaAlvarez2 February 4, 2009

Grunckle

A great uncle. A great one.

Steven was the best grunckle in Texas.

by sdogm July 11, 2018

Gruncle Sam

Somebody who acts gruncley all the time.

Hey did you see Gruncle Sam yesterday he wasn't allowing me to play ram ranch.

by RussianCitizen January 25, 2020