grumpgasm

Receiving intense pleasure from being pessimistic;
An orgasm of grumpiness

Doc had a grumpgasm when the other six Dwarves noticed he wasn't whistling while he worked!

by Jody M. November 9, 2008

grumpgasm

A grump so good, you feel like you just blew your load.

After eating a Ribeye, two baked potatoes and a salad last light, my grump this morning was so awesome, I had a grumpgasm.

by brandonlh August 23, 2011