Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General
F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching
Originating from South
America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in
human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a
key part in the Vietnamese
war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000
American soldiers who live to this
day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?
Grumpalunching is a simple and
easy way to deal with a
army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and
peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?
The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
