grumer 

grumers pimp boomers or zoomers, depending on the age of the trick.

He's the top earner, fone phreaker or pone tweaker, they all pay gomer the grumer. He covers as a driver for gUBER so he's on 24/7.

grumer by theroil2l January 12, 2020

Grubered 

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.

The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.

Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014

Grubermeister 

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.

Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.

Grubermeister by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012

grubering 

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

grubering by FBHO November 14, 2014

Grumper 

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

Grumper by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

gruber'd 

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.

i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd

gruber'd by glennswayze November 3, 2008

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

Grumperson Jones by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010