gruber'd

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.

i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd

by glennswayze November 3, 2008

Grube-d

to be screwed or inconvenienced by being given a task that is a real pain in the ass. primarily used in a military context.

Damn did you hear about Baker getting assigned as the OCS commander? Holy shit. He got straight up Grube-d on that one!

by j145 December 13, 2010

gruber device

A mechanism to defeat a security system through the unintended use of fall-backs or exception paths that are not widely considered during development. Inspired by Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber character in the movie Die Hard (1988), who arranges for the uninterruptible power supplies securing the vaults at Nakotomi Plaza to be cut by causing the police to invoke their terrorist response procedures.

"The circuits that cannot be cut are automatically cut in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for a miracle, Theo, I give you the F-, B-, I..."

"This box is using distributed TACACS. I'll need a Gruber Device to make it fall-back to static password."
"Maybe try pulling the WAN?"

by keepalive February 11, 2020

Dirty Gruber

Dirty Gruber is when copious amounts of fecal matter cover your backside, in which normal sanitary practices are inadequate.

Oh my, I need to shower I got me a dirty gruber.

by Knuckles September 27, 2019