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A massive shit that it so long that even when it remains attached to the rectum, touches the bottom of the toilet.
Greg: Oh god! That turd is touches the bottom of the bog!
Andy: Nice grogen.
grogen by lololwords12 April 22, 2014
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Gropenfuhrer 

This tag for Arnold Schwarzenegger actually was coined by Steve Lopez, a writer for the Los Angeles Times, in a column the day after the recall election that installed Arnold as governor, in spite of his acknowledged history of breast and booty grabbing (or, as Arnold described it, "being playful"). Garry Trudeau made Lopez's term nationally famous in the "Doonesbury" cartoons. It's a pun on a German term for a group leader, "gruppenfuhrer."
Governator Gropenfuhrer
Gropenfuhrer by Mark Hertzog February 8, 2004
A poo that hits the surface of the toilet water, while subsequently still attached to your rectum.
"Honey, you still in the toilet??"

"Yeah, this grogen is like a fucking rope"
Grogen by Radksi October 13, 2011

Groening 

When a person is over-thinking a situation and starts to communicate in unusual ways
There was so much "groening" happening that you could feel it in the air
Groening by hatif January 15, 2020

matt groening 

The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.
P1: Who's your favourite cartoonist/idol?
P2: Matt Groening
matt groening by Dsanwor January 3, 2008
“Gröden” or in English: Val Gardena. is a beautiful place in south Tyrol (Italy) full of toxicity and non bilingual Ladins like Laura Chechi for Example.

Because of the low population of the town and the lack of things to do people will always spy on because they have nothing else to do to fulfill their lifetime.

And if something happens, the next day everybody will know.

If you are a student however your life will be normal until you start middle school, Because when you start Middle School not just will the school will suck but you are also gonna question your existence every day. also, all your friends will later become junkies and (or) sell drugs.

by:

-Aurum
-Jorson
A Normal Conversation in German between two “Grödner”

Farmer 1: “Ou dua!”
carpenter 1: “Wos wilsch’n?”
Farmer 1: “Worsch gestern wider in Gröden”
Carpenter 1: “Joa dio cane, immo wieda sig i dei scheiß kiffer porco!”
Farmer 1: “Ma dei Vallschen dei sollatn sich mol eps schamen”
Carpenter 1: “Jo imma sitzen dei af der schis bonk und rachen sich oane.”
Gröden by Jorson March 10, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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