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“Gröden” or in English: Val Gardena. is a beautiful place in south Tyrol (Italy) full of toxicity and non bilingual Ladins like Laura Chechi for Example.

Because of the low population of the town and the lack of things to do people will always spy on because they have nothing else to do to fulfill their lifetime.

And if something happens, the next day everybody will know.

If you are a student however your life will be normal until you start middle school, Because when you start Middle School not just will the school will suck but you are also gonna question your existence every day. also, all your friends will later become junkies and (or) sell drugs.

by:

-Aurum
-Jorson
A Normal Conversation in German between two “Grödner”

Farmer 1: “Ou dua!”
carpenter 1: “Wos wilsch’n?”
Farmer 1: “Worsch gestern wider in Gröden”
Carpenter 1: “Joa dio cane, immo wieda sig i dei scheiß kiffer porco!”
Farmer 1: “Ma dei Vallschen dei sollatn sich mol eps schamen”
Carpenter 1: “Jo imma sitzen dei af der schis bonk und rachen sich oane.”
Gröden by Jorson March 10, 2021
Words you can keep
Some guy who spends all day modding Gang Garrison 2, because he has no life.
"groden, stop modding gg2"
Groden by Apollo Jeremiah Lucario December 12, 2009
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Drew gooden 

My favorite youtuber. He posts commentary videos, he used to be a viner and after it shut down he transitioned to youtube. He is super funny. NOT THE BASKETBALL PLAYER. his famous vines include "Road work ahead" "kung fu panda 2 diary" "friend 11 minutes late to your birthday part" and others
bruh did you see that new drew gooden video
yeah he shit on that dumbass channel
go here pls

youtube.com/channel/UCTSRIY3GLFYIpkR2QwyeklA

Drew Gooden 

Daniel James "Danny" Gonzalez (born: June 12, 1994 age 26) is an American comedy and commentary YouTuber, initially best known for his presence on the now-defunct app, Vine, where he accumulated over 3 million followers. He currently lives in Chicago, Illinois,with his wife Laura.
Person: isn’t that the guy who did those edit videos on vine
Person 2: oh yeah,that’s him
Drew Gooden:
Drew Gooden by Hugh.Jass.69 October 17, 2020

Drew Gooden 

Someone: hey it's Drew Gooden.
Someone else: yeah that guy.

Godenfreude 

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.
I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.
Godenfreude by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

Drew Gooden 

Who? Oh, you silly that’s Danny Gonzalez.
Tf is a “Drew Gooden” Barbara? Never heard of that creature in my life.
Drew Gooden by FackAuf January 6, 2021
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