Definitions by iaamtoadman

Glardged 

Mysteriously disappeared; usually to emphasize how unusual the disappearance of said object was.

I left the inner tube in my house, but once I came back it had glardged!

Glardged by iaamtoadman March 10, 2022

Schloghp 

Get or getting your shit together.

Let's schloghp so we can get to the park in time.

Schloghp by iaamtoadman November 25, 2021

grotinery

The sound/look of a goat eating a tic can full of celery, could be described as unnerving or disturbing.

My knee made a grotinery noise when it popped.

grotinery by iaamtoadman July 14, 2021

qswazxefrdcvthygbnukijmopl 

at this point you have got every possible combination on the keyboard. you are the master of boerdom.

I'm like qswazxefrdcvthygbnukijmopl levels of bored

qswazxefrdcvthygbnukijmopl by iaamtoadman May 12, 2021

cement poisoning 

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

cement poisoning by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020

durpin 

coughing and scared.

CallMeKevin was durpin on his video

durpin by iaamtoadman December 3, 2020