Urban Dictionary: Definitions by iaamtoadman

Glardged

Mysteriously disappeared; usually to emphasize how unusual the disappearance of said object was.

I left the inner tube in my house, but once I came back it had glardged!

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Let's schloghp so we can get to the park in time.

Schloghp by iaamtoadman November 25, 2021

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The sound/look of a goat eating a tic can full of celery, could be described as unnerving or disturbing.

My knee made a grotinery noise when it popped.

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at this point you have got every possible combination on the keyboard. you are the master of boerdom.

I'm like qswazxefrdcvthygbnukijmopl levels of bored

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the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

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CallMeKevin was durpin on his video

durpin by iaamtoadman December 3, 2020

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