iaamtoadman's definitions

Glardged

Mysteriously disappeared; usually to emphasize how unusual the disappearance of said object was.

I left the inner tube in my house, but once I came back it had glardged!

by iaamtoadman March 10, 2022

grotinery

The sound/look of a goat eating a tic can full of celery, could be described as unnerving or disturbing.

My knee made a grotinery noise when it popped.

by iaamtoadman July 14, 2021

qswazxefrdcvthygbnukijmopl

at this point you have got every possible combination on the keyboard. you are the master of boerdom.

I'm like qswazxefrdcvthygbnukijmopl levels of bored

by iaamtoadman May 12, 2021

Schloghp

Get or getting your shit together.

Let's schloghp so we can get to the park in time.

by iaamtoadman November 25, 2021

durpin

coughing and scared.

CallMeKevin was durpin on his video

by iaamtoadman December 3, 2020

cement poisoning

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020