by Senor Gossamer March 27, 2008
When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.
see also: gossamerfawn
see also: gossamerfawn
Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.
by Anonse7en June 13, 2011
Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.
"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"
by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 05, 2017
by Leightweight June 05, 2017
by Phillstick June 10, 2008
Soneone who can touch you, feel you up, or steal stuff that's in your hands wuthout you noticing or feeling them. Usually thieves or perverts, however sometimes there skills come in handy.
John: Dude, your girlfriend has your phone.
Charles: What I was just texting someone!
John: Hahaha, your bae is a gossamer.
Charles: ... never say bae again.
Charles: What I was just texting someone!
John: Hahaha, your bae is a gossamer.
Charles: ... never say bae again.
by The Masq September 04, 2014
Jan 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose