gossamer 

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush

Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.

gossamer by Senor Gossamer April 15, 2008

Gossamer 

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.

"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"

Gossamer by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 5, 2017

Gossamer 

When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn

Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.

Gossamer by Anonse7en June 14, 2011

Gossamer 

A word used by intelligent people to describe under water farts. Usually in baths or hot tubs.

'fucking hell tobe that gossamer stinks'

'Jesus Christ that was a bubbly gossamer'

Gossamer by Leightweight June 5, 2017

Gossamer 

Soneone who can touch you, feel you up, or steal stuff that's in your hands wuthout you noticing or feeling them. Usually thieves or perverts, however sometimes there skills come in handy.

John: Dude, your girlfriend has your phone.

Charles: What I was just texting someone!

John: Hahaha, your bae is a gossamer.

Charles: ... never say bae again.

Gossamer by The Masq September 4, 2014

gossamer 

A very weak, easyly pushed around person who cant think for him/her self.

That reforee was such a gossamer, he let the players make his calls and push him around.

gossamer by Phillstick June 10, 2008

Gossamer Is Oded Fehr 

.

Gossamer Is Oded Fehr

Gossamer Is Oded Fehr by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025