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grossery 

not to be confused with grocery, a Grossery is something that you or another finds gross/ offensive / disgusting or otherwise foul.
ewwwww man, have you seen that over there? Its pure grossery.
grossery by OZ ZY OZ December 16, 2023

Grossery Shopping 

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.
We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.

Grosseries 

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

Immogen Grosser 

my best friend in the entire world. none are so loyal... other than my dog. lol jk. she makes me laugh when things are bad. in fact, sometimes i dont know what i would do without her :)
dude, who is that?
thats immogen grosser.
oh, she's a top bloke!
i know right, friken awesome. i'll marry her one day! (legit).
Immogen Grosser by LemonySnicket10 January 8, 2012
Someone who always gets grossed out by things that many people don't get grossed out by anymore, or ever.
The opposite of a grosser is a chiller, because chillers are people who kick it and relax and don't trip.
"He's such a grosser, he can't even stand to watch Doctor 90210"

"Yeah, I got my period today."
Response: "EWWWWWWWWWWW, SHUTUPPPPPPPP"
"Gosh, stop being such a grosser, just chill."
grosser by Mona R August 21, 2007
More gross than gross.
Your face is grosser than your butt.
Grosser by Jaxxie September 28, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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