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grossery

The state of being totally and completely gross.
"I could not believe that man's level of grossery."

"The grossery of the men's bathroom at the bar was even too much for the guys to handle."
by allieFOUR20 March 27, 2009
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grossery

not to be confused with grocery, a Grossery is something that you or another finds gross/ offensive / disgusting or otherwise foul.
ewwwww man, have you seen that over there? Its pure grossery.
by OZ ZY OZ December 16, 2023
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Grossery Shopping

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.
We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.
by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008
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Grosseries

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
by Roachey15 August 24, 2009
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Immogen Grosser

my best friend in the entire world. none are so loyal... other than my dog. lol jk. she makes me laugh when things are bad. in fact, sometimes i dont know what i would do without her :)
dude, who is that?
thats immogen grosser.
oh, she's a top bloke!
i know right, friken awesome. i'll marry her one day! (legit).
by LemonySnicket10 January 8, 2012
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grosser

Someone who always gets grossed out by things that many people don't get grossed out by anymore, or ever.
The opposite of a grosser is a chiller, because chillers are people who kick it and relax and don't trip.
"He's such a grosser, he can't even stand to watch Doctor 90210"

"Yeah, I got my period today."
Response: "EWWWWWWWWWWW, SHUTUPPPPPPPP"
"Gosh, stop being such a grosser, just chill."
by Mona R August 21, 2007
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Grosser

More gross than gross.
Your face is grosser than your butt.
by Jaxxie September 28, 2005
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