Groomership

A made up word meaning the word "grooming" but constant practice of it or making it a service around others

"The manipulation and pedophilia are all part of his groomership ideals."

"They're spreading this sort of groomership like if it was a sport."

Groomership by OchiSlug September 2, 2025

Groomerphilia 

The desire by teachers and the media to discuss sex with pre-pubescent children.

With such venom, hate and Don't-Say-Gay legislation being thrown at teachers today for simply doing the job that suburban parents refuse to do, the table is being set for Groomerphilia to be the next big Civil Rights battle in the United States

Groomerphilia by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022

goonership 

Craftsmanship in gooning - the craft of going through regardedly absurd lengths or preparation to achieve the peak gooning experience, or the craft of refining your ability to sustain the goon state. Experienced edgers usually possess a high level of goonership due to their experience, but it all depends on how good you are at actually keeping up your goon state, not just how much you goon every day.

Experienced edger: Aight, I gotta overclock this 13th gen intel core i9 with all these Ethernet cables plugged in so i can run as many r34 tabs as possible. Hol up, I need to organize the images, gifs, and videos into separate monitors. Oh yeah, and the paper copies of Doge so I can't ejaculate.

Sum buddy: Zamn, the goonership is crazy- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CHROMECASTING IT IN THE LOUNGE? BLUETOOTH TOO?

goonership by skibbee boppar April 17, 2024