The white and congealed "lady yoghurt" found within the folds of the labia of a lady with particularly poor personal hygiene within the confines of her stench trench.

Bloody hell Doris, I don't care how long you have noshed me off for, I'm not going to lick that, it's full of trout grout.

Trout grout by Blue Man Dan October 10, 2020

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grout

When you pull grey hairs out of your head or beard to stay looking young.

A: Man I spent 20 mins grouting my beard last night.
B: Looks good though...
A: Yeah I can't be having grey hairs in it at thirty.

grout by @onlydavidbrowm April 7, 2017

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Gornuto

A man whos wife cheats on him and he knows about it but doesn't do anything about it. (italian)

Worm's slutty wife fucked Kearney again and he's too pussy to fight him. What a gornuto.

Gornuto by el karnio May 15, 2005

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grouting

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.

Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.

grouting by dock & launch August 16, 2013

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