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groin rage

The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.
HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!
by gregjockca October 22, 2010
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groid rage

1) A disparaging term representing the unbridled anger of an out-of-control African-American male of the lowest tier of socioeconomic classing.

2) More broadly, the rage of any member of the human species exhibiting said anger.

Etymology: A portmanteau of (ne)gro and (ste)roid rage
Man, let's get the hell outta here, that dude has some serious groid rage!
by eggplantman November 2, 2008
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Groid Rage

The effect of warm summer heat on certain species. Incidents of rape, random stabbings and murder tend to increase dramatically when Groid-Rage is experienced.
Your honour, my client was suffering from seasonal Groid Rage and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions.
by McCeltunstein July 17, 2021
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groinage

part of the groin area which is rubbed
ie a bit of groinage
by duncan wong November 13, 2003
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