memorandis's definitions

gagnostic

A person who doesn't know whether gay people are just faking it to get attention.

Gay + agnostic

Person 1: "Do you think gay people exist?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I'm a gagnostic."

by memorandis May 3, 2011

gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.

Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?

by Memorandis May 3, 2011