groß

adjektive to describe size

Berlin ist ein große Stadt.

groß by Ordinary_ArtiX February 20, 2022

groß

Tall in German

du bist groß

groß by Cosmo the Pastry June 24, 2025

Groß commission

Taking a massive shit, blocking the toilet.

I’ve taken a groß commission, and I’ve had to call a plumber

Groß commission by BigGiraffe February 21, 2026

Mein Schwanz ist groß 

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

Mein Schwanz ist groß by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

Große klappe doch kein mut

This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.

i really Große klappe doch kein mut Malon

Jimmy Smith is soooo Große klappe doch kein mut

Große klappe doch kein mut by Peter Ian Staker III February 27, 2021

Großgörschen 

Großgörschen is the GREATEST Village in the world! The richtet, best looking and most stillen people are born there.

If you are from Großgörschen, you not only have the best Footballclub in world, but also the best people.

It is used in sentences to show how great something is.
Great-Greater-Großgörschen

Wow this thing is so "Großgörschen"!

Großgörschen by Lord Lörres November 23, 2021

großmehring 

a dry and totally unfunny comment that only the idiot who made it up can laugh at and that makes you doubt the intelligence of the person you're talking to

Person A: „Damn I been massively cooking with my grades this year!“
Person B: „And you know what else is massive?“
Person A (to B): „Großmehring“

großmehring by DerDreibeinigeOger84 February 2, 2025