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Gripfast 

The best damn boots in the world.

With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.

Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.

These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.
Mall goth: omg thos boots r so kewl, were did u git them?!?!!?!11!? hot topic@?!2/!?!?1

Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::
Gripfast by The Mad Panda September 27, 2005
Related Words
The sound made by the "catcher" when the "pitcher" inadvertently enters the "wrong" orifice.
She let out a loud, muffled grumpf into the pillow when he slipped out and entered the one-way back street!
Grumpf by Backstroke May 11, 2014

Grumpfungus 

Someone who spreads grumpyness like a fungus. Usually a gross, annoying person.
Danielle is such a grumpfungus, seriously she just puts me in such a bad mood.
Grumpfungus by GRUMPFUNGUS September 23, 2009
i'm off to get rid of the gumpf on my computer
gumpf by god4000 June 3, 2005

gimpfrastructure 

The people and processes required to reduce profitability and effectiveness in a company.
We've really been building an impressive gimpfrastructure at Fremulon Inc. In the past year alone we've added 4 SVPs, a Chief Innovation Officer, and a Chief Personnel Development Officer.
gimpfrastructure by zcl March 18, 2008
a radical feminist who is too accommodating of transgender males and ultimately is a genderist who enforces female socialization, i.e. she is known for "simping for troon taint"
i don't follow gampfems, they enjoy tonguing troon taint
gampfem by cacaheadfem June 3, 2021
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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