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grip of
grip of by COCKMONGER May 17, 2004
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grip of death
Apple's way of suckering iPhone 4 customers for more money. The grip of death refers to the iPhone 4 antenna, which was inconveniently placed right where one would normally have their pinky finger when holding a phone. Touching the antenna causes the iPhone to have extremely poor reception.
This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
customer: Damn, the reception on my iPhone 4 sucks!
Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!
customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!
customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
grip of death by xldr August 11, 2010
grip of steel
1: “I heard the neighbor’s dog bit you”
2: “yeah it clamped onto my leg, had a grip of steel”
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“The boy tried to pull away but she had a grip of steel.”
2: “yeah it clamped onto my leg, had a grip of steel”
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“The boy tried to pull away but she had a grip of steel.”
grip of steel by EE ZY May 10, 2018
grip of heads
Stephanie : how many people are at the party already?
Massey : iono man but there are a grip of heads crammed into this tiny ass room!
Massey : iono man but there are a grip of heads crammed into this tiny ass room!
grip of heads by Leilerrr March 25, 2008
Grip of Minutes
Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
Grip of Minutes by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019
A grip of old people
A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.
Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”
See “make it Reyna”
Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”
See “make it Reyna”
Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”
See “make it Reyna”
See “make it Reyna”
A grip of old people by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020
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