griigori
When someone doesn't know how to spell the word fifteen, or how to tie a show. They have officially become a Griigori.
griigori by Classic Iso November 26, 2013
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Grigoriy
Григорий): Russian form of Greek Gregorios, meaning "watchful; vigilant." A phenomenal man, one of a kind. Extremely extroverted, romantic and kind. Very very sexy. Gets along well with everyone.Definitely the most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile in a heartbeat. His smile lights up a room. Can be very cryptic and has quite a sense of humor. A bit of gangsta...may actually be the...OG. Also referred to as Goose, Goosenok, Grishka and Grig.
Grigori Rasputin
Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.
Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.
Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.
Grigori Rasputin by Studogmillionaire August 30, 2010
Father Grigori
Father Grigori is the fictional NPC that presides over Dr. Gordon Freeman during the chapter "We don't go to Ravenholm" in the award-winning video game Half Life 2. He is of European descent, possibly Russian or Slavic from his accent. Father Grigori is the only non-zombified inhabitant of Ravenholm which has clearly left him mentally unstable. However, he never seems hostile to the player and even assists Dr. Freeman by giving him a shotgun, the superior zombie accessible to Freeman in Ravenholm.
Person 1: (going through Ravenholm) Whoa, this is place scares the shit out of me.
Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)
Father Grigori: (Looks at Person 1) Hmm? Another life to save? I am Father Grigori! I see that you have already met, hah, my congreation! (Insane Laughter Follows)
Father Grigori by Raphael Basa June 16, 2008
Grigorios
The Greekiest of the Geekiest.
An established academician with a lust for the isles of Mykonos.
Often found wearing off-season, garish outfits and penning critically acclaimed compositions.
An idyllic writer with a poor grasp of English language skills.
Impartial to the scent of a woman and meeting mothers.
Suffers from awkward amnesic episodes of social interactions, though values the inner circle.
An aimless wanderer on a quest for adventure.
An established academician with a lust for the isles of Mykonos.
Often found wearing off-season, garish outfits and penning critically acclaimed compositions.
An idyllic writer with a poor grasp of English language skills.
Impartial to the scent of a woman and meeting mothers.
Suffers from awkward amnesic episodes of social interactions, though values the inner circle.
An aimless wanderer on a quest for adventure.
Grigorios by FalseFables November 26, 2021
grigoris
A very common greek name that originates from the greek word Grigoros, meaning ‘fast, quick, swift’.
Also, Grigoris is a very popular cafe chain in Greece, similar to Starbucks.
In modern use, Grigoris has been evolved to mean an upbeat, fun and charming boy who likes to make fun of girls.
Also, Grigoris is a very popular cafe chain in Greece, similar to Starbucks.
In modern use, Grigoris has been evolved to mean an upbeat, fun and charming boy who likes to make fun of girls.
Grigoris is eating pizza.
grigoris by grigoris.com July 30, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.