by alfi February 26, 2004
To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009
Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010
to go and masturbate.
by Dr Oss June 15, 2007
Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.
by Ydinlydnaneb June 28, 2017
by Urban Dictionator April 3, 2009