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Greenhouse breed 

Like plants that are grown in a greenhouse, can't manage wind or rain. Greenhouse breed humans can't manage different opinions or points of view. They are easily offended by anything, and in most cases, are narrow-minded.
Yesterday I talked with Bob, and he got offended because I didn't like someone's T-shirt. He is such a greenhouse breed.
A room in which a bunch of weed plants are grown and harvested.
All the weed is about to be harvested in the growhouse.

Something like that, shit, I don't fuckin know. Shit. I'm stoned. I can't be expected to know what to write for the 'example' part of these things. Shit.

₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ (Greenhouse) 

He is always touching people and is always moaning in class. He is also a short kid who acts very sus. This kid also makes weird faces at people like he is gay.
₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ (Greenhouse) is always trying to be gay with me! WTF!

grandads greenhouse 

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit
"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"
grandads greenhouse by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

greenhouse shake and bake

While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.

Greden Greenhouse Gut 

When a man that has been blessed by the nutrients of sun and is at full capacity of ejaculation, he then begins to photosynthesize (this may take a few minutes). When the process of photosynthesis is complete he then releases his seed directly in the woman's mouth, then butt and finally finishing with the vagina (aka The Gut). The woman is then to take care of his seeds and supply them with nutrients and plenty Vitamin D for the rest of her life.
Why does Sydney look pregnant?

Oh I heard she did a Greden Greenhouse Gut this weekend, shell never be the same.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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