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greenhouse 

To smoke weed inside a closed environment, such as a car with the windows rolled up. Inhaling the second-hand smoke increases the effect.
We sat in the car and greenhoused a couple of joints.
greenhouse by Savvy Sin January 2, 2008
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greenhouse 

To go get stoned/high
"Hey lets go greenhouse" meaning "lets go smoke weed"
greenhouse by Mac January 15, 2005

Greenhouse 

RAF wartime slang for Cockpit cover.
"Couldn't get the greenhouse open"
Greenhouse by Gari August 26, 2005

greenhouse 

I went to the greenhouse to cash my government check.
greenhouse by bearsfan23 August 5, 2010

Greenhouse breed 

Like plants that are grown in a greenhouse, can't manage wind or rain. Greenhouse breed humans can't manage different opinions or points of view. They are easily offended by anything, and in most cases, are narrow-minded.
Yesterday I talked with Bob, and he got offended because I didn't like someone's T-shirt. He is such a greenhouse breed.

greenhouse shake and bake

While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.

greenhouse effect 

(n.) Soem gasses, such as Carbon DiOxide (CO2) resident in earths' atmosphere act like greenhouse glass and trap some of the heat that the sun shines on us (by creating more molescules for it to travel through, on the plus side it moves faster, not that you would notice). There are too many fo these gasses for the plantlife on earth to absorb, and so slowly the earth is heating up, and by 2030, 15 million Bangladeshis will be homless. Like you should care...
The netherlands, where Joram lives, will be flooded. Haha on j00!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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