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grenzo

A legendary Goblin Rogue in Magic: The Gathering. He is a 2/2 and has a mana cost of black, red, and X.

Grenzo is for you if you like gambling, goblins, and cheating out dozens of creatures for virtually no cost. If you build your EDH Grenzo deck properly, you will find that around turn seven or eight you need to pull up another table because the contents of your deck have occupied the full surface area of the first table. You probably had a wincon at turn five and didn't even notice.

Synergizes extremely well with Ashnod's Alter, Heartstone, Cauldron of Eternity, Workhorse, Soldevi Digger, Epitaph Golem, Tel-Jilad Stylus, Junktroller, Priest of Urabrask, Priest of Gix, Teferi's Puzzle Box, Crystal Ball, Goblin Engineer, Goblin Matron, Siege-Gang Commander, Sling-Gang Lieutenant, Thran Turbine, the Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker + Zealous Conscripts combo, Clone Shell, and Myr Retriever, to name just a scant few.

The best guide to building this monstrosity of a jank-fest is "Grenzo, Dungeon Warden - The Slot Machine of Value" by snowfox54119.
"Grenzo, Dungeon Warden enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
2: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield."
-Card Description

"Grenzo is a combination of contradictions. He's consistency through chance. He's a chaotic toolbox. His gameplan is the same, but his wincon is almost always different. There truly is no other commander like him."
-snowfox54119

"Grenzo is powerful commander, and relatively cheap to build."
by Bearman18 April 2, 2022
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Grenoodled

When you try to say a word but completely fuck up its spelling.
"Let's do it for scisnxe!"
"Uhm, do you mean science...?"
"Yeah damn, I totally grenoodled that one"
by little_niglet October 24, 2016
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grenno

(greenhouse)someone who farts alot. aka- greenhouse gases.
ahh mate that stinks you grenno!
by L.E.R February 13, 2009
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Grengo

You're grengo ya tit
by Big fat haf June 5, 2018
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Grendon

The gayest (old fashion term) place on earth. A village of rural beauty from the 1920s. The residents are a curious and happy bunch very much like the hobbits in Lord of the Rings. Grendon is also the location for the Grendon crew of whom spend their time swinning from ropes and finding dead animals. Families are wholesome and innocent giving the Brady bunch a run for their money.
Once your in Grendon you cant leave and you must marry a fellow grendoner.
God this place is freakly happy.
Yeah its like Grendon.

I wish i wasnt in this gang.
Yeah the Grendon crew are way fiercer.
by AliceR July 5, 2010
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Grenoodle

Grenoodle is a sex move where a mixture of flavoured lubes are combined and inserted into a woman's pussy and then licked/sucked out by her partner.
"Yo, my girlfriend and I tried the Grenoodle last night,"
"What's that?"
"It's where you suck chocolate-flavoured lube out of her cunt,"
"Eww.."
"Don't knock it till you try it!"
by GrenoodleLover69 June 5, 2018
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Greenzo

Is a fictional character from TV series 30 Rock portrayed by David Schwimmer.
Greenzo is America's first non-judgmental, business-friendly environmental advocate.

Here's a tip, Cerie. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. You just released enough hydroflorocarbons to kill a penguin... This penguin!
by PhRquo September 13, 2009
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