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Greenzo

Is a fictional character from TV series 30 Rock portrayed by David Schwimmer.
Greenzo is America's first non-judgmental, business-friendly environmental advocate.

Here's a tip, Cerie. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. You just released enough hydroflorocarbons to kill a penguin... This penguin!
by PhRquo September 13, 2009
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Messi Greenwood

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.
Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.
by Benny XI July 9, 2020
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Greenmodel

To Greenmodel is to be a corporate whore who prays on those who desire to do the right thing by being green.

Some companies are driven by the greed of those who are determined to exploit modern movements aimed at solving environmental problems. These companies are lead by the renewable resource industry (like windpower and home energy audits), and are wet with the blood of the earth as it seeps with infectious fury like chunky milk from the teats of a cow on hormones.

Like the term globalization, greenmodeling is a good idea that now has an evil corporate connotation. Corporate whores of the Greenmodel type are common in other industries, but now being "green" means bathing in tainted profits if one associates with these companies. With slogans like "It Pays to be Green", you can pick out those with only their own benefit in mind; it pays them for you to be green.

The Greenmodel Movement merely models one's life around those who have sold more than their labor to corporations; these people have misled us all and have forsaken personal values and constitution for personal gain. Their efforts are not driven by passion for their work, but by their own gluttony. In this way they have sacrificed OUR values at the corporate alter of greed.
Many a corporate whore, like Walmart, carry with them an incredible amount of douchebaggage. Many of these blood sucking fucktards have made true green globalization an incresingly difficult goal. Asslickers, like those who Greenmodel, lick ass so furvently because they are losers that suck so bad at being good humans that they must lick the ass they are kissing.
by G-Money-G February 6, 2010
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jonny greenwood

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.
jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time
by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006
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greenwood lake middle school

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!
by Yung Lord Dagger Dick October 17, 2019
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Greenpoint

An interesting section of Brooklyn, New York, where much of the population is, and speaks, Polish, Ukrainian, and Lithuanian. Known for good Polish restaurants, and very easy to get to by train from Manhattan or Queens (you can see Manhattan's beveled Citicorp Tower from most of the streets). Near Metropolitan Ave. just a few blocks away from the beginning of Greenpoint, there's a beautiful Russian Orthodox church with maroon onion domes and gold crosses.
My drothers are for a Polish restaurant, so let's have some chow in Greenpoint!
by pentozali April 20, 2006
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Greenock

Gaelic Name = Grianaig. Pronounced Greenock NOT grenock. Town located on the lower banks of the river Clyde in Western Scotland.Home to The Heaviest RainFall In Western Civilisation(Probably). Former Shipbuilding Giant,Much To the annoyance Of that quaint little fishing village upstream called GlasgowWho Had To deepen The River And Build a New Town Beside It Called Port Glasgow,Just To Compete see Port Bird. Suffered Badly under Margaret ThatcherWhen The town lost much of its heavy industries including the oldest shipyard in the world Scotts. Probably THE most famous Unknown town outside of Scotland.
English Person,'and where in Scotland are you from?' GreenockGuy, 'GREENOCK' EnglishPerson,'??????,is it near glasgow?. Greenock Guy, 'FUCK OFF'
by Aye Yer Maw July 16, 2008
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