by qwerty002 May 1, 2022
Get the greenitis mug.The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.
B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.
C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
by green eyed lady 13 July 25, 2014
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The marketing and packaging deception practiced by certain manufacturers to mislead consumers into believing their product is "green" or eco-friendly.
I noticed that my detergent package has been "greenitized" by their marketers...it now has a lush forest waterfall and green colored writing on it!
by Vergelimbo December 28, 2007
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by callmemommy March 31, 2019
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Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!
2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!
2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010
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Get the greenstinks mug.One who constantly starts trouble. Often instigating other people via heckles and insults. Heckles and insults are often in reference to the other persons unfortunate financial situation or extremely blue collar job. Made famous by a one J.G.
"He just told the limo driver that he is 21 and going to be a doctor while he is 45 and driving a limo for a living... such a Greenstigator".
by Boo-radley March 20, 2008
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