May 1st

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

by qwerty002 May 1, 2022

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

bleatin'

(buh-leat-in)

the act of beating a brown man with a "police stick"

yeah I'm bleatin' yo ass

by qwerty002 June 13, 2022

greenitis

when you turn blue

it's in the name

guy1: yo why that bro so blue for
guy2: mane he got greenitis, he got it baaaaaaad

by qwerty002 May 1, 2022

picture

picture? bro picture?

bro nah you don't get it, I didn't explain the joke yet

guy1: picture?
guy2: bro picture??
guy1: nah i think you're lying bro
guy2: nah fam i'm being deadass.

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

schmealin'

it's like pissin, but you just gotta

guy1: yo bro i'm schmealin' right now fr
guy2: nah no way bro me too
guy1: yeah dude we're so in sync

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021