7 definitions by qwerty002

picture

picture? bro picture?

bro nah you don't get it, I didn't explain the joke yet

guy1: picture?
guy2: bro picture??
guy1: nah i think you're lying bro
guy2: nah fam i'm being deadass.

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

May 1st

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

by qwerty002 May 2, 2022

greenitis

when you turn blue

it's in the name

guy1: yo why that bro so blue for
guy2: mane he got greenitis, he got it baaaaaaad

by qwerty002 May 2, 2022

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

bleatin'

(buh-leat-in)

the act of beating a brown man with a "police stick"

yeah I'm bleatin' yo ass

by qwerty002 June 14, 2022

schmealin'

it's like pissin, but you just gotta

guy1: yo bro i'm schmealin' right now fr
guy2: nah no way bro me too
guy1: yeah dude we're so in sync

by qwerty002 December 22, 2021

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 21, 2022