greengrag

Drinks water: GREENGRAG

Look at that water fountain "greengrag".

greengrag by Djstickman_123 November 15, 2022

Astoria Greengrass 

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!

Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*

Astoria Greengrass by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011

greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.

She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.

greengrocers mask by Safecracker G September 7, 2004

greengaggle 

Greengaggle, past tense greengaggled, is the art of inserting grass into one's anus and munching it down as if one were a nasty sheep.

''Jess greengaggled me last night, it felt so good.''

greengaggle by bedwetter420 April 22, 2023

Daphne Greengrass 

A slytherin pure-blooded witch, also Astoria’s sister. A member of the Greengrass family, her old wizarding family and one of the sacred 28. She is 2 years older then Astoria. On September 1 1991, she attended hogwarts. I’m pretty sure she had blonde hair and blue eyes? Correct me if I’m wrong. She also married Daniel Potter. Her bff is Tracey Davis. During her school year, she was part of Pansy Parkinson’s gang of Slytherin girls?? Daphne’s first name could’ve been “Queenie” Do you like “Queenie Greengrass” or “Daphne Greengrass”??? She was also seen in Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix.

A slytherin pure-blooded witch, also Astoria’s sister. A member of the Greengrass family, her old wizarding family and one of the sacred 28. She is 2 years older then Astoria. On September 1 1991, she attended hogwarts. I’m pretty sure she had blonde hair and blue eyes? Correct me if I’m wrong. She also married Daniel Potter. Her bff is Tracey Davis. During her school year, she was part of Pansy Parkinson’s gang of Slytherin girls?? Daphne’s first name could’ve been “Queenie” Do you like “Queenie Greengrass” or “Daphne Greengrass”??? She was also seen in Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix.

Daphne Greengrass by random10382 April 30, 2021

greengasm 

The reaction an enviromentally friendly person has when they see/buy/hear about/do something good for planet Earth

They were selling recycled paper half price at WHSmiths; I had a greengasm

greengasm by wallpaperandglue November 26, 2010

greencrawler20 

A very sexy man and a well known firestone streamer. Constantly saying good vibes only.

I love GreenCrawler20, best streamer I know.

greencrawler20 by Firestone Fitness March 25, 2021