green monkey

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.

If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.

by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004

Green Monkey

A species native to the planet Yina. In appearence, they resemble lean, tall gorillas, with bright green fur, and large pointed ears.

Unforturnately, most of these extremely intellegent creatures have been taken as slaves.
Perhaps it is a matter of time before the Green Monkeys band together and fight for their rights.

"I took a green monkey into my bed chamber and had my way with him."

by Mistress of Melk December 9, 2008

green monkey's fuckstick

Anything that is very, very dirty.

Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.

by dave sadler July 16, 2006

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021

monkey vomit green

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.

I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.

by 1066 fan January 28, 2018

Money Green Gone

When you spend money so fast, that it leaves a green stain on your hand.

Man! You just got paid and look at your hands, you got a money green gone stain on them!!

by Obamazing91 January 26, 2010

money green

The name of one of the fish owned by Kain and D roc the Ying Yang twins.

What are der names dea shawty?
dats Crunk Juice
(Hanh!)
Fuck you
(Hanh!)
and Money Green
(hanh!)

by Bad-assian July 20, 2008