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1. An extremely poor decision. Akin to sleeping with a person you should not have. It seems like a good idea at the time but on completion turns out to be horrible.
2. A pathetic excuse for a gyro available at European McDonalds, not even salvageable through addition of McBeer.
I knew it was a Greek Mac when I banged Tina in the ass but it seemed so right at the time.
greek mac by Enrico Polatso June 18, 2003
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mac-geek 

Somebody who thinks that having the latest technological gadget or operating system from Apple Inc. is the most important thing to be concerned about in the world.

You will usually find them wearing black turtlenecks or other casual clothing in a coffee-shop with an Ipod in their ear, surfing the web on their i-phone, or whatever brand of apple laptop they currently spent too much money on.

They generally enjoy bashing anything that has to do with any other operating system and will get infuriated if you talk fondly about Bill Gates.

Some of these mac-geeks are rumored to actually worship Steve Jobs or get tattos of the Apple logo on their body. I kid you not.
"Dude, did you see that total mac-geek walking down the street listening to their ipod and sippin that starbucks?
mac-geek by T.J.K. September 20, 2007

mac daddy greer 

to be a huge boss, or be a baller.
mac daddy greer by gooninator March 2, 2009

mac daddy greer 

To be a huge boss. To destroy goons.

Mac daddy greer eats goons for breakfast,
mac daddy greer by gooninian April 16, 2009

green machine 

when you puke in a girl's vagina while giving oral sex
OMG MOM!!!! Rob green machined me last night and it keeps leaking out!!!!!!

green machine 

A term used to describe those who are uncontrollable when it comes to hook ups. They hold no moral standards, and will give it up pretty easily. Often times they are found hooking up with a number of people in the same night.
Caitlin was such a green machine last night.

Amanda's hook ups last night made it clear that she is a green machine.
green machine by LikeWHat November 1, 2008

big fat green machine horse cock 

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock