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Greater johnstown high school 

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade
That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.
The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.
The Greater Depression by TubaJim February 16, 2009

Greater Cleveland Area 

The largest Metropolitan area in the State of Ohio. Anchored by Cleveland on Lake Erie in North East Ohio, the area also consists of Akron, Mentor,Lorain, and Elyria that make up a population of aproximately 3 million. The area is filled with cultural amenities like Museums, The world Famous Cleveland Orchastra, The rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Play House Square center, The warehouse district and the arenas and stadiums that house The Cleveland Browns, Cavs and Indians. Get ready to hear more about this place in the next few years!!
Beachwood Place mall is the most upscale mall in the Greater Cleveland area.
Greater Cleveland Area by BAM86 July 28, 2008

greatorex 

i have become a greatorex
greatorex by alex G-rex May 13, 2005

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.
In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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