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greasy spoon 

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.
greasy spoon by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

greasy spoon 

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

greasy spoon 

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
greasy spoon by jola January 23, 2005

mexican greasy spoon 

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog
Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

Greasy Spoon 

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.
John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.
Greasy Spoon by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

Greasy Spoon 

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.
Greasy Spoon by Adultie January 11, 2018