gravypants 

possibly the worst thing that could happen to you in public, a combination between shart (shit and fart) and diarhea = gravypants (the gravy your mother cooks for you in mentioned pants

Jimbo- Fuck, Jeeves, I think I sharted but its really juicy.
Jeeves- Well Jimbo, that means you have gravypants.

gravypants by shringadingading June 18, 2006

Gravy Pants 

1. Pants with a gravy stain on them.
2. One who wears said pants.

I had a messy lunch, so if we get lost in the caves we can find sustenance by sucking on the nutrients in my gravy pants until help arrives.

Gravy Pants by Paineroo January 19, 2008

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

Grandpants by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

grasspants 

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

grasspants by richard shlee February 26, 2008

gravy pants 

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

gravy pants by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.

'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'

grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008

Grantypants 

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.

He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!

Grantypants by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020