grasket 

A portmanteau of grandma and gasket. Usually refers to the inner workings of one's grandma, most often around the heart.

G-ma had to have a stint put in last week when one of her graskets blew.

grasket by TheWrinkledCat May 9, 2024

Beaver Gasket 

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.

At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

Beaver Gasket by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020

snatch gasket 

A pantie liner or pad.

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!

snatch gasket by licupssy December 24, 2008

Fun Gasket 

Another word for premature ejaculation

"I blew a fun gasket when i saw my girlfriend naked for the first time"

Fun Gasket by StickeyGecko February 4, 2009

ass gasket 

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.

ass gasket by Time Waster November 13, 2002

Ass Gaskets 

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.

"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."

Ass Gaskets by Mister Williams October 1, 2008

Ass gasket cling-on 

Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.

Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.

Ass gasket cling-on by That island guy April 16, 2021