graphomania 

compulsion to write, scribble, and fill blank spaces, which stems from studying psychology, reading 19th century philosophers, and watching news channels.

discerning that hus graphomania was more symptom than cure, heshredded his notes and swiftly felt better.

graphomania by Uniskm November 30, 2023

Gymphomaniac 

Like a nymphomaniac, but walks with a limp; a horny, overly sexual person that also limps.

"Uh-oh, here comes Gimpy Glenn."
"Stay away from him, I hear he's a Gymphomaniac"

Gymphomaniac by dian-az2 January 8, 2010

grapholagnia 

(graff-o-lag-ne-ah)

An abnormal desire to look at pornography.

"Now, how many of you sick fuckers writting sexual definitions know your suffering from grapholagnia?"

Example #2:

Yepsen: Man, I can't find the guys! Have you seen an of them come threw here?

Кели: Yeah, those fuckers are all in the back having a circle jerk to JJ on instant replay.

Yepsen: Aw shit girl. How long they been back there?

Кели: A good minute now. You know they all got the grapholagnia!

Yepsen: I don't know if I wanna catch grapholagnia. Is it worse than the clap?

Кели: *smack* No, you jackass. It's not VD is't a condition!

Yepsen: A conditon...Like the hair stuff?

Кели: Noooo, Awww fucket. Man, just go see the guys!

Yepsen: Should I wear protective gear? I don't wanna catch nothin!' I'm meating up with my lady in a minute.

Кели: Shit, I would! Why do you think I'm out here? Somebody's gotta work.

Yepsen: True, true. For serious though...Is is contagious?

Кели: Man, get the fuck on and read a book. It's a desire to look at pornography!

Yepsen: Oh damn, . . .I know plenty of fools with that girl!

Кели: Obvious right!? Just look at the writting on the wall here;D

Yepsen: You gonna come check out some Jamison?

Кели: No man. I may drink some with a lil sour and a cherry though while you guys chill.

Yepsen: Later!

Кели: Be good man!

grapholagnia by IKnoYouJerkItToJamisonOnTheReg November 11, 2012

glyphomaniac 

a crazed user of glyphosate (weed killer) in an endless crusade against invasive weeds in the garden.

She's a lazy gardener. She doesn't even try to pull out the weeds. She's just a glyphomaniac.

glyphomaniac by wordtree October 21, 2010