Skip to main content

wrinkled grape drapes 

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation
dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!
wrinkled grape drapes by EG67 July 22, 2011

Grape Drape 

Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.
Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"
Grape Drape by Narokath February 23, 2015

Drapes or Grapes 

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.
Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

Drapes or Grapes 

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.
Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.

Gape drape

To enlarge an older woman's vagina hole until it resembles a well made sandwich. With extra meat on the bun.
Gave her the old gape drape. Pass the au jus.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026