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granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.
This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.
a unit of measuring the amount of C-4 in a particular area.
That looks to be 30 granules right there.
Granule by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
A grullet is essentially, a greasy mullet. It may repulse, and is therefore to be used in a disgusted and/or frightened way.
uugh that guy's mullet is so greasy...I think that's what you call a grullet!
or
Holy s**t! I thought there was a monster on that guy's head...phew, it's only a grullet.
or
Not even white spirit could stop that grullet now, soon, that guy will BE a grullet!
Grullet by Jilbo Bagginz January 13, 2010
A girl who loves to eat chewey granola bars during sexual intercourse. This is not a common disease.
That fucking granulate got granola stuck in my pubes last night.
Granulate by Sean Eads April 9, 2007

granulephamy 

(noun); (1)the act of defacating in a female's mouth after intense intercourse. (2) the act of positioning one's head into the female's uterous.

forms: (verb)granulephy
(1)"Dude, Mandy let Chad granulephy her after he lost his virginity."

(2)The granulephamy left Bob's head smelling like a tuna caserol.
granulephamy by Bryan Donegan July 1, 2005

Vaginal Granulitis

1. Being irritated or easily irritable.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"

Applies to males and females equally.
"Dude, WTF is Rob's problem?"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."

"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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