2 definitions by Jilbo Bagginz

A grullet is essentially, a greasy mullet. It may repulse, and is therefore to be used in a disgusted and/or frightened way.
uugh that guy's mullet is so greasy...I think that's what you call a grullet!
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Holy s**t! I thought there was a monster on that guy's head...phew, it's only a grullet.
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Not even white spirit could stop that grullet now, soon, that guy will BE a grullet!
by Jilbo Bagginz January 14, 2010
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A hypoclit is a who girl gives off all of the signals of sexual readiness and perhaps even talks openly about it, but rejects you at crunch time.
She told me she wanted to have sex, she even bought the condom and gave it to me, but when I made a move, she completely rejected me...what a hypoclit!

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What a hypoclittical thing to do!
by Jilbo Bagginz January 14, 2010
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