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It's a life style. It shows that we are all weird! We are all amazing in our own ways! We all STAND GRAND and will always STAY BEAUTIFUL! GRAND means we will starve a bully and feed our soul! GRAND means we will always stand by Vincent Castronovo Jr. The GRANDman! No matter what! It shows that we will always follow our dreams!
Starve a Bully, Feed your soul, Stand GRANDer.
Stay GRANDer.
Vincent Castronovo.
GRANDer by Mrs.Castronovo June 23, 2011
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Someone who acts "fake nice" to hide the fact that they used to be a troublemaker. A Grander usually has a bright, simple profile and constantly posts about "peace and love" the moment they get into trouble. When they say something mean or offensive, they immediately pretend they "didn't know it was bad" so they don't lose their rank or get banned.
"He used to be a total troll, but now he’s acting like a total Grander with that neon profile and those fake apologies."
Grander by sososomacaroni March 29, 2026

Spice Grinder 

A hard-working underpaid sweatshop worker who provides curry for their family.
We should pay those spice grinder looking niggers less so we can make extra profit.
Spice Grinder by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

El Cheeto Grande 

El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".
Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!

Stump Grinder 

A person with braces who loves giving head.
AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.
Stump Grinder by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

Grande-Digue 

A little village in New-Brunswick,Canada where you can get good drugs for a cheap price also the place of G.D.P.T. (Grande-Digue Pot Tokers) local youth gang.
G.D.P.T. Grande-Digue R2 Village Weed Nose Candy Blow Youth Gang Speed Bennies Raves Chronic Adam Amp Marijuana a-town crew Apple Jacks ball Bernie Hash dope grass black star white kush
Grande-Digue by skunkmaster1985 March 17, 2011

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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