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Sex act (or specific genre of pornography) that involves performing anal sex on a certified Grandmother, aged 65 or older. The term is a portmanteau of 'Grandmother' and 'Anal'.
If you like watching old ladies take it up the turd cutter, look for some Granal porn.
granal by TheGrendel January 29, 2015
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Dan Get The Granola 

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola
Verb - referring to, or the action of, being strangled by a ghost.
That spooky spirit just wrapped it's cold hands around Matt's neck and grangled him.
Grangle by I-Got-Grangled August 31, 2021

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.
"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."
desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

bah weep grana weep ninny bon 

The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.
You: bah weep grana weep ninny bon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)

Granfalloon

1. A false karass; that is, a large yet meaningless association of human beings. Read Kurt Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle" for more.

2. A particularly hellish boss character from Castlevania: SOTN having this name; it can best be described as a giant floating sphere of undead corpses. Known in the Japanese game, and in several game boy spinoffs, as Legion.
1. The Communist party, the Daughters of the American Revolution, The General Electric Company, the International Order of Odd Fellows, and any nation, anytime, anywhere.

If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon. - Book of Bokonon

2. Aak! It's the Granfalloon! Oh well, Alucard can pwn anything, anyhow.
Granfalloon by Wergle Flomp November 21, 2004
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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