Sex act (or specific genre of pornography) that involves performing anal sex on a certified Grandmother, aged 65 or older. The term is a portmanteau of 'Grandmother' and 'Anal'.
A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.
Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.
You: bah weep grana weep ninnybon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)
1. A false karass; that is, a large yet meaningless association of human beings. Read Kurt Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle" for more.
2. A particularly hellish boss character from Castlevania: SOTN having this name; it can best be described as a giant floating sphere of undead corpses. Known in the Japanese game, and in several game boy spinoffs, as Legion.
1. The Communist party, the Daughters of the American Revolution, The General Electric Company, the International Order of Odd Fellows, and any nation, anytime, anywhere.
If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon. - Book of Bokonon
2. Aak! It's the Granfalloon! Oh well, Alucard can pwn anything, anyhow.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!