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A skier who is slower than you and gets in your way. Often a beginner who makes wide turns across the slope making them unpredictable and difficult to pass. This is especially true when there are many in close proximity.
Ugh, I can't even enjoy skiing today its a fucking grazbatch palooza out here!
Grazbatch by Huckabee99 March 28, 2009

Grabahan 

Used as a trickery word to set someone up for complete failure. Similar to ligma and sugma and short for "grab a hand."
- Hey, Timmy, does your mother still have grabahan?

- What's grabahan?

- Grabahan full of this dick!
Grabahan by Normie 911 meme July 27, 2018

grazbatches

Tourists and noobs on the ski slopes. Named for the aimless way they graze across ski slopes and their affinity for groups or batches. Tolerated in small doses their numbers become truly intolerable on weekends and holidays.

Their preferred method of turning is the snow plow.

Can also refer to these same individuals who while driving clog I-70 West of Denver on weekend mornings and afternoons.
Would you get a look at these grazbatches? We're stuck in traffic at 6:30 in the morning on a Sunday and later these grazbatches will be cutting us off and clogging the slopes.

How can grazbatches enjoy skiing when all they know is the snow plow. Why won't they just stay home and jerk off.

Intellectual Grabass 

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.
An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."
Intellectual Grabass by MLZ November 10, 2006

gramatter 

gramatter is an amazing langue (language) that only the most smartest of people can understand and speak it was created in the year 2020 and was one of the only good things to actually come from the year 2020 if you know how to speak gramatter i applaud you
wow gramatter is such an amazing langue
gramatter by coolassbotch February 18, 2021

Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility
Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running
Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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