The Guzzler

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.

Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

by theproofisinthepudding October 23, 2013

The Guzzler

A co-worker or peer who brown noses and sucks so much cock to get to the top.

Ryan and Mr. Fung went fishing, just them two. You know what Ryan was up to. I guess thats why he earned the name The Guzzler.

by tyler dirden April 13, 2007

guzzler

a slutty female. she gives alot of head.

shes a guzzler!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

guzzler

A chick who froths so much on the pole that when she gets some she makes sure that all the cum is lapped up into her mouth and then proceeds to gargle it in and around her mouth just before guzzling it all down into her belly.

Man I was getting my DJ on last night and spotted this guzzler giving me cock eyes on the D floor. I took her home and she was the biggest guzzle!!!

by Spaks RAD August 27, 2009

guzzler

- medical condition where cum slingers have to have their stomach pupmed due to over active sausage munching
- where by one drowns in ones' sposes cum

carol is a guzzler

by tim February 4, 2004

guzzler

One who proceeds to give oral sex, usually to a man. Synonyms: Ballzach, Harv, ZH

Zach was the biggest guzzler of the group, usually taking in 3 or 4 at the same time.

by Ted Flanagan January 3, 2008

Guzzler

1. A vehicle (typically an SUV) that consumes a large amount of gas.

2. An individual driving a guzzler.

1. "Dude, stop whining about gas prices and trade in your guzzler for a Prius."

2. "I was just about to grab a killer parking space, when some guzzler with a 'Palin for President' bumper sticker stole it fom me."

by Milk Balls July 1, 2012