gizzler

3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his "Gizlair" comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.

Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!

The gizzler himself

by Roc Dog April 3, 2008

Fizz Gizzler

A fizz gizzler is a proprietary piece of technology to make a carbonated beverage. It is also a noun, a verb and an adjective.

Hey look at Travis, he's such a fizz gizzler.

Can I borrow the fizz gizzler? I need to take it to a party to make some soda water.

by cumguzzler123 August 13, 2012

root guzzler

a woman that takes a cock deep down her thorat and gobbles up all the semen.

That girl is awesome bro. She is a root guzzler.

by gary shepard August 28, 2009

word guzzler

That one friend you have that just chats utter bullshit 24/7.

Jago is a absolute word guzzler

by xXkrishXx November 17, 2016

Truck-Stop Guzzler

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.

That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.

by Amoux June 9, 2014

The Guzzler

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.

Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

by theproofisinthepudding October 23, 2013

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015