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gow'd

the act of receiving an email from Chancellor Joe Gow.
If I didn't get gow'd I wouldn't get any email at all.

Man, I got gow'd again...

You got gow'd.
by UW-L Student January 13, 2009
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Pai Gow diaper

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.
-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.
by Bum Stigity Bum December 19, 2010
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ding lay gow fei

In cantonese, this word mean to hit someone's lung. Usaully follow up by suck lay gow wei or other curse like diu or mixed up with other curse like pok guy.
1.Oh~~~ ding{hit} lay{you} gow{someone's} pok guy fei{lung}!!!
by IvD May 8, 2005
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Gowdy mode

Occurs when a sudden wave of intellect and integrity hits a person, causing them to go on a truthful rant when given the opportunity in a political discussion.
Yo dude, did you see that congressman from South Carolina who went Gowdy mode and DESTROYED everyone?
by HackedByTeamNimble July 4, 2017
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Gowdi

A disgusting, greasy gorilla-like creature, with a large hooked beak for a nose. May be seen with or without pubic hair crudely sellotaped to the chin.

Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.

Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
"Yo, look at that obese Gowdi fucking itself with a mutton roll dude!"

"Ugh, you're such a Gowdi, you could open a can of beans with that nose"
by Gowdi Catcher December 2, 2011
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gowdie

the act of inserting one's penis through someone's pierced earlobe for sexual arousal
Person 1: Whad'ya get up ta last night dude?
Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1: oh sweet dude
*high fives one another
by cuntofthefucker September 7, 2014
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Gowd out

Slang drug term referring to the severe, extreme form of intoxication due to the ingestion of copious amounts of opiates; a common colloquialism used mainly in the context of the heroin drug subculture, to describe the state of consciousness induced by smoking and/or injecting large doses of heroin
I got so gowd out from banging those two points of brown
by §talos the N¡hil!st April 5, 2017
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