gowdeen

1. N. A man with a large chode
2. V. To get hit in the testicles

1. N. You are such a Goween you loser.
2. V. Ughhhh I just got gowdeened!

by Davy February 7, 2004

Goldeen

Goldeen is a water-type Pokemon.

She is a colorful fish, with her most predominant colors being orange and white. She has a horn on her head, which she commonly uses for her horn attack.

Goldeen is also known as "The Water Queen."

Goldeen, I choose you!

by IAMSODOT March 10, 2004

Goldeen

The act of applying a handful of Gold Bond Foot powder mixed with a small dash of Listerine Mouthwash, swished around in one's hand til slightly dissolved to one's crotch. Hurts like a mofo at first, but cools down to be refreshingly sensational. Addicting

The word also applies to the mixture itself

Dude, I just had my first goldeen and it burns so baddd

by TheHighISEPIC August 17, 2010

Nice Goldeen!

A phrase used to describe someone's epic fail. This expression comes from the moment in the game Super Smash Bros Melee in which an epic pokémon is expected to come out and fucking rape the opponents, but goldeen pops out of the poke-ball and does nothing. Instead your shit gets smashed off the stage.

Brosef: "So I was laying next to my GF texting when my phone slipped out of my hand, fell on her face, and broke her nose."

Da'man: "Nice Goldeen!"

by PunkMasterGFunk December 10, 2010

Goween

Noun. A badass big batty gyal with a boss b*tch aura. Goween is gorgeous, funny and your plug for anything you need. Everyone needs a Goween in their lives.

Hey have you met Goween? You haven’t been living if you didn’t!

by Nubiangems November 23, 2021