gowdeen Share definition Flag 1. N. A man with a large chode 2. V. To get hit in the testicles 1. N. You are such a Goween you loser. 2. V. Ughhhh I just got gowdeened! gowdeen by Davy February 7, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the gowdeen mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch