A disgusting, greasy gorilla-like creature, with a large hooked beak for a nose. May be seen with or without pubic hair crudely sellotaped to the chin.
Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.
Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.
Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
"Yo, look at that obese Gowdi fucking itself with a mutton roll dude!"
"Ugh, you're such a Gowdi, you could open a can of beans with that nose"
"Ugh, you're such a Gowdi, you could open a can of beans with that nose"
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by Badel06 January 1, 2007
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Get the Godwit mug.Lady Godiva, was an 11th-century Anglo-Saxon noblewoman. She is also, according to legend, responsible for the slang term, "Peeping Tom".
According to legend, Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering under her husband's oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband who refused to remit the taxation. At last he said he would grant her request if she would strip naked and ride on a horse through the streets of the town. Lady Godiva took him at his word and, after issuing a proclamation that all persons should stay indoors and shut their windows, she rode through the town, clothed only in her long hair. Just one person in the town, a tailor known as Tom, disobeyed her proclamation. Tom bores a hole in his shutters so that he might see Lady Godiva pass, and is struck blind.In the end, Lady Godiva's husband keeps his word and abolishes the taxes.
According to legend, Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering under her husband's oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband who refused to remit the taxation. At last he said he would grant her request if she would strip naked and ride on a horse through the streets of the town. Lady Godiva took him at his word and, after issuing a proclamation that all persons should stay indoors and shut their windows, she rode through the town, clothed only in her long hair. Just one person in the town, a tailor known as Tom, disobeyed her proclamation. Tom bores a hole in his shutters so that he might see Lady Godiva pass, and is struck blind.In the end, Lady Godiva's husband keeps his word and abolishes the taxes.
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This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"
"Uh, I just have six."
"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"
"Sorry"
"Don't be such a goodie raper!"
"Uh, I just have six."
"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"
"Sorry"
"Don't be such a goodie raper!"
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