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Ashley govender 

A slay queen,absolute girl boss that has travelled the world,the phrase “Ashley govender” normally refers to those of the lgbtq+ community who partake in the enojoyment of the natural earth and google maps, they love to make dad jokes and host bible meetings! with snacks but ashy washy lies 🥺🥺🥺🥺they say they have a wife to hide their true identity not only are they gay with a piss kink they are also Batman💕🤞🏻
“Omg look he’s such an Ashley govender”

“Take me to church I worship like a dog in the shrine of Ashley govender”

“1 June is Ashley govender month”

Suraf govender 

a noun/verb

to refer to a person who is being a devious little shit, this person is normally 5'6 or bellow.
A person who acts like this normally heavily uses words like "Freakyiano" and "ma johnson"
Person A: man what nice weather we are having
Suraf govender: Ma johnson
Person A: wth

(RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender 

Ronan Alonzo Govender aka (RAGS) has a small penis
RAGS Gets no women at all
He is also Gay
My name is (RAGS) Ronan Alonzo Govender and I am gay and I identify as a pigeon
Sparky! A day dreamer destined to follow his heart. An old soul. Someone’s true love. Cerebral, funny with a side of roadman. Never know which Govinder you’ll get. A big time player, king of GIFS - dem-er-rara.
He’s a Gove AKA Govinder
Govinder by Sweetcaramel November 23, 2021
A Govinder is a heartless soul and will rip into you at any chance he has
You are such a Govinder D:
Govinder by JSHEJDBEUEBEJDBDJCN January 5, 2020

Govener Griffon 

Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are.
Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe.
Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is.
Govener Griffon by iHax4fun December 25, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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